RoadKill Etofee' - This one's great served over steamed rice!Your favorite kill simmered in a rich gravy of onions, garlic, bell peppers and just a touch of red pepper.Just 70 cents per pound with you supplying the road kill of course. See the "Roadkill Special" for a discount on this one.
RoadKill Stew - A great local favorite!Your favorite kill cooked with quartered whole potatoes, baby onions, carrots, celery and peas.Okra can be added to the stew if requested.Great for a cold winter night - you can remorse over the loss of rover while eating a cup of his special stew in front of the fire place.Just 65 cents per pound with you supplying the road kill of course. See the "Roadkill Special" for a discount on this one.
RoadKill Dumplings - A great one for crows, woodpeckers or your neighbors chickens!Your favorite kill cooked with hand made dumplings and a rich broth.Just 55 cents per pound with you supplying the road kill of course.Check below for special processing fees before pulling you prize birds out of the freezer.
Deep Fried RoadKill - A southern favorite!Your favorite kill - sectioned, battered in our "secret recipe" beer batter, deep fried and then flash frozen to lock in freshness.You only have to pull them out of the freezer and pop them back into hot oil or a hot oven for that "just cooked" flavor!Just 95 cents per pound with you supplying the road kill of course.We only use Luanne brand peanut oil - your road kill deserves the best!.
Possom on a half shell - Armadillo for two!Your favorite armadillo, cleaned, halved and then stuffed with our own special mix of herbs and spices.We bake your prize at 350 F until tenter all the way through and then uncover the dish and raise the temperature to 400 F for a nice crunchy crust.Just $1.25 per pound with you supplying the road kill of course.
Sun Baked Special - An all natural "street jerky", made the old fashioned way!Your favorite kill - sliced thin and laid out in the sun to dry.We sprinke our own special mix of spices on the kill before drying.Great for weekend excursions in the woods or just a handy snack food.Just 65 cents per pound with you supplying the road kill of course.
Snake on a Stick - Deep fried and crunchy!We clean your snake, pull out the tenderloin, cut it in 4" sections, skewer it on thin 5" bamboo sticks and then deep fry in peanut oil.Great finger food for parties since each comes with it's own handle.Just 90 cents per pound with you supplying the road kill of course.
We charge a $50.00 flat fee plus 35 cents per pound processing fee to convert your road kill into chops, steaks, roasts and ribs.Only road kill with a dressed out weight of 50 lbs or greater can be processed this way which eliminates all smaller animals and most dogs - so choose your garbage can raiders carefully if you want pooch steaks.We charge 10 cents per pound extra for smoked and 15 cents per pound extra for salt curing.Only 100% hickory wood is used in our smokers.
CatsGuys - Please don't tell us if you are sending in your wife's favorite cat. We want no part of a divorce case.
SkunksPlease thoroughly clean all skunks before sending them in. Our chef gets excited at the smell of fresh killed skunk. Kind of reminds him of good ol' home cookin.
Squirrels and ChipmunksSend in only head and head and upper body shots. Sorry but there just isn't enough left to fool with after a full body shot with a radial tyre.
Woodpeckers, Crows, Neighbors Chickens and any other "birds of opportunity"Don't forget to chill any windshield or grill kills as soon as possible as birds tend to spoil fast.Also, it's unwise to pick up any road kill birds from the side of the road because of uncertain quality.
Rattle SnakesPlease let us know if you want the rattles back for the kids. We'll be happy to drop them in the box with your order.
DogsGuys, it's the same as cats - Please don't tell us if the cute little pom belonged to your wife. We want no part of a divorce case.
Woodpeckers, Crows, Neighbors Chickens and any other "birds of opportunity"We charge a $1.00 per bird plucking fee if you send them in unplucked.
Save up your road kill and save yourself some beer money!Send in 10 or more small animals to be processed into Etofee' or stew and save 10 cents per pound on the order!
Sorry, we no longer have a current picture of our mascott. As you may already know, we left him out of the freezer a little too long last time and he started to blow up so we cooked him. We are frantically searching the local highways for another complete shepherd and will let you know when we find one.
All prices based on final dressed weight of your road kill.RoadKill Cafe Incorporated524 Dead Dog StreetLick Skillett, Alabama 35976(256)123-4567
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